most origional exuse ive heard yet

[martin.]

hi all
took sammy down to put notices up for tonights match at 7-30 last night well where we were fishing was near the pubwell we came out of pub at 9-30 to put notices up & there was 3 29yr old lads under the bridge setting a rod up i went down to them & asked politly to see there book well the first replied im not fishing as i havnt got a rod here, the second gave exactly the same reply the third was just threading the line through the rings of a rod (it was nearly dark at this time) turned & said to me "well i cant be fishing as i need glasses to see with & ive left them at home" well i had to hold myself back from laughing & said well if none of you are fishing
flip off & they just went but me & sammy had a good laugh afterwards
& sammy's pain started to hurt more as she was laughing so much

tight lines.
martin.
talk fishing flip football

 

[MALC]

The joys of patroling a water.

Must admit i dont think i could have stopped myself from laughing.

They must get full marks for trying though.

Nice one Martin

Malc
Fish with Friends @ MaggotDrowning.com

 

[Trogg]

LOL Martin its good to hear Sammy can still laugh & they do say laughter is the best medicine.

The best one i heard was a lad on the Sow , i was out with Gordy (local EA bailiff) he's got a colostomy bag (spelling??) so i go with him every now & then.

As we walked along riverway their was a lad leaning over the railings fishing, when Gordy asked him for his rod licence he said
"i ain't got one"
Gordy explained about the need for one & the youth said
"it ain't my rod i'm holding it for my mate, he's just gone home for a sh*t"

When he was asked why he hadn't wound it in & put it on the bank till his mate got back he said "cos i don't know how" so Gordy wound it in leant it against the railings & we walked off, 20 minutes later we came back & the youth was fishing again, when Gordy asked him how come it was back in the water the youth said "my mate came back but he's had to go to have another sh*t cos he had a curry last night".

In the end we had to leave cos we were trying so hard not to laugh.

Gordy left the youth with a "stern" (well as stern as you can get when trying not to laugh) warning that we'd be back in a bit & his mate had better be there or he was going to confiscate the lads gear till he showed his rod licence.
We didn't go back but i'd love to know if the youths "mate" turned up?


Still doesn't beat the glasses one though, god knows how ytou kept your face straight mate cos i wouldn't have.

Alan

Edited by - Trogg on 11 July 2002 01:25:09 AM

 

[danzante]

Martin,
how did you know they were 29yrs of age?,....mind you, my 29year old thinks the same wayicon_smile_sad.gif

Danny

 

[teepee]

i was out with Gordy (local EA bailiff) he's got a colostomy bag (spelling??) so i go with him every now & then.

Its bad enough to walk round with one bag of S**T but to walk round with two!!!icon_smile_big.gif

teepee.

 

[Geoff P]

Teepee,

crude but funny.

Geoff

RSSG member - are you?
Clean Banks Campaign member

 

[Trogg]

One word Teepee

twit

(i suppose i did ask for it though icon_smile_sad.gif)


Alan

Edited by - Trogg on 12 July 2002 02:22:48 AM

 

[teepee]

Trogg, (i suppose i did ask for it though )

Yes you did, i could'nt believe what i had just read.

Why you felt the need to tell the whole world about this chaps toilet needs i'll never no,
surely it would have been enough just to say that you sometimes walk along the river with local EA bailiff, no matter how much of a friend or confidant this chap may be, i,m sure he does not give you permission to post the fact on www.

And why do you need to tell everyone this why you go with him now & then, does this not undermine his confidence & independance.

And as for your RED 4 LETTER WORD iv'e got one for you.



TACT

And in future when you tell us you've been "Bagging up" we'll no what you mean.

teepee.

 

[martin.]

TeePee & Trogg
I posted this just to get some info on what others had heard
Either through being a bailiff, committee member or just down the pub
although its 100 percent fact (origional topic) ive just finished running a junior match & they bickerd less
(also ive just got home from pub)
why cant you children behave sensible like toma
tight lines
martin.
good job theres no mod's about
this will get some responce surly LOL
or have i got to bailiff you 2 as wewll

tight lines.
martin.
talk fishing flip football

Edited by - martin. on 13 July 2002 12:20:09 AM

 

[Trogg]

ohhhh but he started it icon_smile_sad.gif

Teepee

Gordy loves having his bag (not me the other one) if anyone ever threatens him he just tells them he's gonna empty it, i'll leave you to work out what he means icon_smile_wink.gif


Alan

 

[scoobs11]

wots the difference between trogg and a colostomy bag ?
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.....you can hide a colostomy bag !!!!!!!!

drown maggots not kids

 

[Trogg]

I knew you'd have to say something.

Alan