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Godber

Priapism! ladies?
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Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
3000 volts went up its @rse
And turned its wool to nylon.
 

The one and only Harvey

He lives well who hides well
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The tiger that stalks through the night
Delivers a hideous bite
And there on her paws
Are razor-sharp claws
But apart from all that she's all right!
(Pam Ayres, with a twist)

I dedicate this to most women I'v met . . .
 
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