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Arry

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The Rain is falling, me bikes on SORN
My fishing rod's in the corner, all forlorn
The wife's at work and I'm doing the dinner
I'm all retired, you'd think I'm a winner

Yet as I sit here while me roast chicken's cooking
I sit by a window and outside I'm looking
It's stopped raining now, but here's the hitch
It's the middle of winter and the cold is a bitch

I can't wait for the spring, and the sun on my face
The rods'll be out and some fish I will chase
A boilie, a maggot, a worm, or some bread
I'll sit by the water and the fish'll be fed

So while we're all sat here waiting for covid jabs
And loads more work's being done in the labs
It won't be long till we're all out there fishing
But until that day, here's just hoping and wishing...

Tight lines lads
 

genesis

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When does waffle become a waffle. Nice poem Arry but you need to get out in the fresh air and clear your head mate :)
 

Arry

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Been out for groceries today... pissed it down it did
 

Arry

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You'd all soon get pee'd off with rhyming couplets...🤣🤣🤣
 

Arry

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Two schoolkids from old Aberystwyth
Made love with the things that they kissed with
But as they grew older
they also grew bolder
And made love with the things that they pi**ed with
 

Phillip MGBGT

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Arry brilliant mate, the second ond cheered me up with a good smile on my face for a long while.
Keep em coming to give us all a smile.
:) :)
 

Phillip MGBGT

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There was a young girl from Madrarse,
who had such a beautifull arse,
not as you may think,
all round and pink,
but grey with 4 legs and eats grarse.
 

RedhillPhil

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There was a young man from East Kent,
who's **** was incredibly bent.
So to save himself trouble,
he put it in double,
and instead of coming he went.

There was a young girl from Devizes,
who's breasts were of different sizes.
One was quite small,
and of no use at all
but the other was large and won prizes.
 

Phillip MGBGT

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There was a young lady named green,
who bought a new washing machine
the baby fell in
went round with a spin
and came out spotlessly clean
 

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She sat on the bridge at midnight,
Her body was all a quiver,
She gave a cough, her leg fell off
And floated down the river
 

Phillip MGBGT

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There was an young lady named Lynne
Who was so terribly thin
That when she essayed to drink lemonade
She slid down the straw and fell in
 

RedhillPhil

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There was a young whore from Peru,
who filled her essentials with glue.
She said with a grin,
"they'll pay to come in,
and they'll pay to get out of it too".

A fisher-boy name of young Jed,
once took a dead fish to his bed.
It wasn't the stink,
that made mother think,
But the flies that were covering his head.
 

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There was a young lady from Hale
Who offered her body for sale
For the aid of the blind
She embossed her behind
With a list of her prices in Braille
 

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There was a young queer from Khartoum,
Took a lesbian back to his room,
They argued all night,
About who had the right,
To do what and with which and to whom.
 
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