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Newt

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Dear Sirs:

I am writing to you for further instructions to what the next step is for me to take in protecting my family from possible attacks by terrorists.

I have my duck taped....now what?


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have you tried stuffing it & roasting

tight lines.
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lol Newt. Can't think of a witty reply though.

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Whew - wasn't sure when I posted that you folks even had Duct Tape (the redneck repair kit) in the UK.

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davidsenior

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[:)][:)]Nice one Newt, As a safeguard against possible terrorist attacks always keep some TOAST handy..........To make soldiers. Does that make sense in the US of A ???

catch you later, tight lines, dave....
 

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Heh, nice one newt.

On the "do you guys have duct tape thing" you could have checked out
this site which I might add sends SHUDDERS down the necks
of most of the forum members. [;)]

Check it out. I think you'll probably find the corporate colour scheme and uniform
wierdly familiar. I did anyway (in reverse obviously)




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Newt

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Yup. That's the stuff.

Non-related but funny (since we need a break from this serious Terrorist discussion).

Two great cider adverts (posted originally on AN but I know some here never venture over there). You'll need sound for these.

Dickens Cider #1

Dickens Cider #2



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Very good Newt.......yeah! duct tape and silicone are the answers here to every builders problem....................same as the USA
 

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wd40
is also a good one

bu i must admit silicone saves the day


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Trev you nasty,nasty man, that link made me feel sick,[:(][:(][:(].

Come on man and play the game,the D word,c'mon i mean [;)][;)][;)]

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davidsenior

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Newt, Ive thought long and hard on this one and I think so long as your Goose isn't cooked you should be alright. But if the worst comes, heres what to do.... Put your head between your thighs and kiss your a**e goodbye !!

catch you later, tight lines, dave....
 

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Can't. Too old, fat, stiff. No way the head will get that low without I break a body part first. [^]

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