You'd sooner be decorating wouldn't you Chris?I can just see the judge now.....
“The jury have found you guilty of this heinous crime, it is my duty to sentence you to a punishment commensurate with the crime. I seriously considered prison, but I have decided it would be more fitting for you to be compelled to fish a feeder/bomb league and forfeit your floats for 6 months....”
Bloody hell, I’d rather do six months in the big house![]()