Please Read Maggotdrowning Southern Fur & Feather 2021 <Revised>

[Peter]

Oh Dear, posted within a quote that I didn't bother to expand or look at as I know what I posted, so that's NO Breakfast and NO Bait for Bernie.

 

[MunchMyStump]

Thats OK Peter, I'll take Mrs M's order instead . Mine can go to a poor pensioner...
Mrs M has a nugget on beating you, even though she is not attending... I have another nugget on her!

 

[RedhillPhil]

Brekkies for me please.
Pint of red wrigglies too.

 

[Total]

Brekkies for me please.
Pint of red wrigglies too.

How's your cold/man flu Phil?

 

[160642fishing]

@Mrs Munch has declared no fishing till March at the earliest for herself. I mean why put yourself through freezing hell when you can sit in 23 degrees at home with JD on tap? She has a point I suppose but other than the match on the 18th my only other planned outing is somewhere between Christmas and New Year... Weather permitting.
It's going to be strange sat bankside without hearing her missives...
Oh you're a big fella. Get in there! Oh, you're a slippy one... to name but a few.
At least there will be no freezing cold hands on me nether regions

And then there's the things she says to you on the matches.

 

[matt]

2 pints of reds and a breakfast for me please Peter

 

[Peter]

Thats OK Peter, I'll take Mrs M's order instead . Mine can go to a poor pensioner...
Mrs M has a nugget on beating you, even though she is not attending... I have another nugget on her!

Bernie, There are no orders hence the new list is that 2 pints of maggots (red) or are you looking to be more frugal than the tightest man in Yorkshire?

Just for clarity are you offering 2 of your nuggets to one of mine, presumably in favour of you beating this poor old pensioner on the day?

 

[MunchMyStump]

Oohh Peter.. The gauntlet is thrown!
I have to adhere to the gentleman's code of conduct and fish on behalf of the good (but sometimes naughty) Mrs Munch!
Challenge accepted but she says sod you for her breakfast!

 

[Peter]

Bernie, I fear you're stoking the flames, as I can't believe that the lovely Clare would ever be so rude to me.

 

[RedhillPhil]

Just about over it. Nose is still a bit tingly and I'm coughing much less. Luscious lady friend has been pouring pills and potions and gert dollops of thick jollop into me. I really am so much better thankyou. It truly was a awful cold.

How's your cold/man flu Phil?

 

[The Landlord]

Will somebody please lend Dave 5 maggots?

 

[Yosemite Sam]

Will somebody please lend Dave 5 maggots?

Lend!. Does that mean he’s going to give them back.

 

[Dave]

Depends if they're on deposit terms

 

[Peter]

Right folks, this is the current list of requirements for both Bait and Breakfasts.
I will be closing the lists at Midday on Wednesday 15th December, so if you wish to alter/amend your order please notify me before then.

Please note that your breakfasts must be paid for at the Fishery Tackle Shop and not at the Fishery Café.

Angler	Bait	Breakfast
Peter	2 pints	yes
Dave	2 pints	yes
Stewie74	3 pints	yes
mike_pk_waters	2 pints	yes
Yosemite Sam	none	yes
MunchMyStump	2 pints	yes
RedhillPhil	2 pints	yes
Matt	2 pints	yes
Knight of the round pond	8 pints	yes
davered5	none	yes
Boggis 51	2 pints	yes
crayfishtraps	none	no
911 (Trevor
TRFC2000	3 pints	yes

 

[crayfishtraps]

weather is still looking good...roll on next sat

 

[Peter]

 

[Dave]

Has anyone told Him upstairs there's a maggotdrowning match on next Saturday ?

 

[Yosemite Sam]

That can’t be right, they have missing a 0 off the end of the rain prediction

 

[mike_pk_waters]

I want to complain, I have just spent the wife's christmas present fund on a new covered side tray, so my bait does not float away, and now it not going to rain. I feel cheated

 

[Total]

I want to complain, I have just spent the wife's christmas present fund on a new covered side tray, so my bait does not float away, and now it not going to rain. I feel cheated

Please put your complaint on paper or email and pass it on to our management team who will file it directly in the bin for you....