Maggot Drowners Complete Guide to Angling

Lee Richards

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Give advice on items of tackle that you have never used and then compare it to other items of tackle that you have also not ever used.

Inform others with a good portfolio of catches and experience that they are doing it wrong and back it up by showing a video from Youtube of somebody nobody has heard of.
 
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Markywhizz

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Explain that the reason someone is not catching is that they didn’t allow a budget of £4000 to get set up with gear.
 
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Never engage in a conversation with someone on the bank if they start talking about fish sizes as you will be drawn into a game of "Top Trumps" and the phone will be whipped out to show twenty years worth of angling photos.
 

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Don't bother going to Commies where you know that top anglers can catch 600lb in a match because you know it will be easy and you will get bored doing the same.

To make your fishing more enjoyable always concentrate on what everyone else is doing and rejoice in telling others you fluked a large Carp whist the Carp anglers struggled that day.
 

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Never start a thread that has multiple posts featuring the word commie as it's get flagged up in certain countries and really confuses their secret services
 

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Always assume that when someone’s having a pop at commercials they’re having a pop at matchfishing. Then reply to the comment based on that assumption.
 
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