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methodgob

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Missing.
One Yorkshire team captain.
Last seen circling Lancashire in a White van.
Has bow legs and a pot belly and answers to the name of Cleggy!
Also, if someone could tell him where his ar*e is that would be helpful as we all doubt he could find it with both hands and Sues as well!!
 

Peter

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Bloody Hell, getting your excuses in early or what??????



On 2nd thought it might be an advantage.[:p][:D]
 

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Originally posted by methodgob

Missing.
One Yorkshire team captain.
Last seen circling Lancashire in a White van.
Has bow legs and a pot belly and answers to the name of Cleggy!

Just seen on the news. Apparently he is in talks with David Cameron about forming the new government whilst spurning the advances of a sad looking scot! [:0]

Came as a bit of shock![:D]
 

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After today's results he's feeling less wanted than Gordon Brown lol

...and don't mention the sausages [:D]
 

methodgob

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Could I ask cleggy to take the "Crosstrax" stickers off the back of his van..........I'm worried someone might mistake him for me!!![:D]


A quick quiz;

What is Cleggys favourite tv programme?

What is Cleggys favourite song?

What is cleggys favourite film?





















Answers;

Lost

I still haven't found what I'm looking for

Final destination!


[:W][:T]
 

Peter

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How does a "Professional" Driver get lost? [:p][:D]

and what's all this about sausages? [;)]
 

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It was his day off Peter [:D]
 

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Not only did Cleggy get lost on the way to the match, but he also didn't know the way back to the motorway afterwards roflmao.gif . Methodgob and I decided we prove this by turning left at the junction before the motorway and guess what, he followed us. roflmao.gif roflmao.gif roflmao.gif roflmao.gif roflmao.gif roflmao.gif roflmao.gif I've now been home 2hours and my sides are still hurting from laughing.
 

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I did hear he had been seen circling the bull ring in birmingham swearing ned never leave yorkshire again [:D]
 

Dave

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what sausages? more to the point [:D]
 
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