Luke Wright - ENGLAND - NEWIES claim to fame

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shootinfishin

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Originally posted by Enigma

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Originally posted by Enigma

I used to be a qualified sniper! I still have my gillie suit takes carping in camo to a whole new level

Cool! I've never seen a fat sniper before[:D]

Go **** yourself. ****ing *** bandit fed up polishing the golden rivet are we. Didn't know the RN still employed rent boys sorry cabin boys.....[:D][:D][:D]

I piled the weight on not being able to walk for 6 months and depression (plus an ex wife that couldn't cook shi*)

OOOHHH get you said in a limpish wristed fashion!![:D]
 

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Originally posted by mouse77

Originally posted by Enigma

Originally posted by shootinfishin

Originally posted by Enigma

I used to be a qualified sniper! I still have my gillie suit takes carping in camo to a whole new level

Cool! I've never seen a fat sniper before[:D]

Go **** yourself. ****ing *** bandit fed up polishing the golden rivet are we. Didn't know the RN still employed rent boys sorry cabin boys.....[:D][:D][:D]

I piled the weight on not being able to walk for 6 months and depression (plus an ex wife that couldn't cook shi*)

Why would you want a wife that cooks shi*?

Is it a delicacy down south or something?

Can it be any shi* or does it have to be from a certain animal/person?

Camo sh*t[:D]
 

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Why dont you and the jock come up to our get together on the Severn in 2 1/2 weeks time?

Bring your own sausages and Mrs Newbie will cook them for you.
 

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Because while you are fishing I'll be round yuor house keeping yuor missus company. That's how I got fat. She makes me a sandwich for afters[:D]
 

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You only get a sandwich? I get the full works and a cup of tea and a slice of cake
 

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Originally posted by shootinfishin

Because while you are fishing I'll be round yuor house keeping yuor missus company. That's how I got fat. She makes me a sandwich for afters[:D]

Mmmmmm.....Is yuor the bloke who runs the Vietnemese takeaway?.....does yuor know about you and his wife?
 

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Originally posted by Enigma

You only get a sandwich? I get the full works and a cup of tea and a slice of cake

Thats why your 27 stone Fatty[:p]
 

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Originally posted by Enigma

Originally posted by mouse77

Originally posted by Enigma

You only get a sandwich? I get the full works and a cup of tea and a slice of cake

Thats why your 27 stone Fatty[:p]

PMSL...bring it on barrel!

She did stick up for you though....she said your a gold medal lover...you always come first[:0]

Then she contradicted herself by saying your a bit on the small side down there...not surprising really, nothing grows very well in the dark.[^]
 

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Originally posted by mouse77

Originally posted by Enigma

Originally posted by mouse77

Originally posted by Enigma

You only get a sandwich? I get the full works and a cup of tea and a slice of cake

Thats why your 27 stone Fatty[:p]

PMSL...bring it on barrel!

She did stick up for you though....she said your a gold medal lover...you always come first[:0]

Then she contradicted herself by saying your a bit on the small side down there...not surprising really, nothing grows very well in the dark.[^]

Small...you still wouldn't want it as a wart on your nose!
As for coming first not my fault she can't keep up maybe she should eat less chips[:D]
 
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