Lonely hearts ads

[Dave Spence]

A typical lonely hearts ad would read "single white male, N/S GSOH would love to meet likeminded......etc".

If MD had a lonely hearts it would likely read "Angler would love to meet other beer swilling smokers who treat mickey taking as an art form.......etc"

We are easily pleased don't you think?

 

[crackatoa]

Just need a pulse

 

[The Landlord]

I rang the Lonely Hearts. They said "Sod off, we're not that lonely".

 

[muskrat]

Elderly gentleman seeks understanding lady.
Wilts, anywhere.

 

[pauln]

Male 50+, One previous owner - Mainly used to go to work and fishing, MOT failed :- tyre slightly over inflated ,body work tatty requires a little TLC

 

[Wise Owl]

Old boiler needed to service ?

 

[Neil ofthe nene]

Cheapskate angler who thinks taking a woman out for an expensive meal is going to McDonalds and buying her a burger AND a McFlurry. Animal skin coat is a Donkey Jacket and if you want to go away for the weekend he will send you. Considerate, will leave TV remote behind when fishing, WITH the batteries in. Good sense of humour, will laugh when asked "Does my bum look big in this".

 

[ukzero1]

Male angler seeks female angler to wiggle a worm with.

 

[corkycat]

Male fly-angler seeking and old trout.

 

[160642fishing]

Male GSH seeks lady with boat,please send photo of boat.

 

[crackatoa]

Male angler seeks female angler to wiggle a worm with.

And dip in brown sauce

 

[Arry]

Raving large breasted Nymphomaniac with brewery and lake required...?