Lonely hearts ads

Dave Spence

MD virtual champion 2020. Golden Pie winner 2018.
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A typical lonely hearts ad would read "single white male, N/S GSOH would love to meet likeminded......etc".

If MD had a lonely hearts it would likely read "Angler would love to meet other beer swilling smokers who treat mickey taking as an art form.......etc"

We are easily pleased don't you think?
 

muskrat

Havin' a Waggle
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Elderly gentleman seeks understanding lady.
Wilts, anywhere.
;):D
 

pauln

Dreadexit
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Male 50+, One previous owner - Mainly used to go to work and fishing, MOT failed :- tyre slightly over inflated ,body work tatty requires a little TLC
 

Neil ofthe nene

Doing things differently.
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Cheapskate angler who thinks taking a woman out for an expensive meal is going to McDonalds and buying her a burger AND a McFlurry. Animal skin coat is a Donkey Jacket and if you want to go away for the weekend he will send you. Considerate, will leave TV remote behind when fishing, WITH the batteries in. Good sense of humour, will laugh when asked "Does my bum look big in this".
 

ukzero1

Growing old disgracefully.
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Male angler seeks female angler to wiggle a worm with.
 

Arry

Aitch, Cantankerous old gimmer with "Views"
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Raving large breasted Nymphomaniac with brewery and lake required...?
 
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