Logic

[Dave]

Who can associate with the following ...

"Correct me if I'm wrong but it was your thoughts on my thoughts that was the issue?
So by that logic I could be the cause of an argument even if I hadn't said anything purely on the belief that I may or may not be thinking of something."

 

[TrickyD]

Who can associate with the following ...

"Correct me if I'm wrong but it was your thoughts on my thoughts that was the issue?
So by that logic I could be the cause of an argument even if I hadn't said anything purely on the belief that I may or may not be thinking of something."

I'm married, so yes, get that all the time (I think?). Basically, its all my fault.

 

[tipitinmick]

I take it Dave has been trying to understand his wife ? Give it up Dave. You 've no chance. .?

 

[mickthechippy]

Et Tu Bruti

 

[The Landlord]

Marvellous...I'm using that. Tomorrow in fact.

 

[Neil ofthe nene]

Never think out loud.

 

[ukzero1]

That's totally illogical Captain..beam me up Snotty

 

[mickthechippy]

He just grinned, and shook my hand

"No" was all he said

 

[muskrat]

Ah the intricacies of female logic. I've been berated for doing something I hadn't done simply because she *knew* I was going to do it !

As the 'merkins say; Go figure!

 

[banksy]

Based on the old "Tree in a forest falling, does it make a noise if no one hears it?"

If a man is alone in a forest where there is no woman to hear him, and he speaks -
Is he still wrong?

My wife assured me that he is definitely wrong.

 

[Dave]

But what if he doesn't speak, just thinks, is he still wrong?

 

[Nobby_nobbs]

According to Memsahib yes he is.
Andy Capp logic women have all the questions and all the answers.

 

[banksy]

But what if he doesn't speak, just thinks, is he still wrong?

Definitely wrong.
By just thinking and not speaking, he is committing the ultimate man crime of not talking about "feelings".


And surely, the worst words a man can hear are "We need to talk".
You know it will end in tears, and they'll probably be yours.

 

[Peter]

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