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scouse

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An Everton fan and Liverpool fan get into a nasty car accident. Both vehicles are really wrecked, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the Liverpool fan says, "So you're a Everton fan, that's interesting. I'm a Liverpool fan... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."

The Everton fan replied,"Totally agree - this must be a sign from God!" The Everton fan went on, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink it, to celebrate the fact we are alive and kicking?"

He hands the bottle to the Liverpool fan who nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes few big swigs from the bottle, then hands it back to the Everton fan. The Everton fan takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands back to the Liverpool fan. The Liverpool fan asks, "Aren't you having any?" The Everton fan replies, "Nah...I think I'll just wait for the police......"




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and they say us cockneys are crafty,

Commonsense aint that common,is it?

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scouse_lee

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very good..

has anyone seen todays paper owen and rooney in amsterdam....

owen (allegadly) went to a (lady of the night) how much for a little (tomy tank)

and rooney asked how much for a super star......

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Groan! [:D][:D][:D]

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