Little Johnny Strikes Again

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Dannysdad

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The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a
sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my grandad's
farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
'fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Disneyland and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had
been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
'fascinate', so she called on him.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.
 

mickthestick

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johnny`s teacher asked him to give a sentence wirh contagious in it,johnny pipes up miss, our next door neighbour got 5 metres of concrete dropped on the drive and my dad said it would take that c**t ages to move it
 

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Teacher asked the children to make up a rhyme,Tommy stood up and said 'When I grow up to be a Man,I want to go to China and Japan'.Little Sadie said 'When I grow up to be a lady,I want to get married and have a baby'.Johnny stood up and said '****
China and Japan,if Sadie wants a baby I'm her man'.[:0]
 
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