lindholme / common carp

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kevb

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as most of you have probably read we are having a fair bit of banter concerning lindholme , i'm sorry if its hi-jacked some other threads so i've decided to open this thread as a place to get it off your chest and insult or abuse common carp and to keep it all in one place instead of other threads [:T] so any banter please keep in this thread

CC has been to rounders and caught out or bowled for a duck by a girl ....so please take it easy on him [:p]

any one who is interested in a sponsor belly splash on CC , on saturday a 1.00 fee to go to the site ......we'll arrange details on saturday

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hahahahaha kev you are a right knob, but thanks to dedicating a thread to me...

deep down you love me, and you know it...

you big grizzly bear
 

kevb

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you get grizzly bear when the sponsor belly splash gets you .....muhahahahahaha

you'll be seeing manboobs for weeks in your nightmares plzdie.gif is what you'll be thinking.....pmsl
 

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My 1 is burning a hole in my pocket!! gonna be like wrestle mania! Bam Bam Biggalo!!
 

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and while the more robust amongst us are belly and moob bashing, us thin folk might have a chance at breakfast.[:D]
 

kevb

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thats ok i'll have a lettuce leaf for my breakfast......[:p][:p][:p][:p]
 

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just to let you all know common carp and big stoo will be wearing his n his matching pvc peekaboo camo fishing gear , common carp will be the one in a camo gimp mask .....C.C let it slip on facebook earlier

please avoid there bivvy of ill repute ....you have been warned[:p][:p][:p]
 

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I am going to DIE with laughter here!! lol.........

Dave, I'll bring my JRC recliner and chill with you for a bit and we can talk about Kev behind his back lol....
 

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right its like that is it ....

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....busted brokeback

modeling the ann summers camo wear for men CC
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AND NOW THE BIG PINK BEAR YOU DONT SCARE ME
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i'm coming to lindholme ready for a war

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I TAKE NO PRISONERS army.gif
 

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Now I am in the Doghouse!! Laughed my nuts off so my Mrs poked her head in on my laptop and say me dressed as a pink bear and the better half of brokeback mountain!! now she thinks im a closet monster GRRRRRR.

Well sort it out Kev, get up Friday instead of Saturday!! Ill come fetch ya....
 

kevb

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in 1976 there was a massacre at doncaster races on st ledger day !

2010 17th april at lindholme fishery doncaster there will be another massacre

common carp your final hours are approaching ....are you READY in less than 36 hrs i'll be hitting the shore at lindholme . camo paint on , my rifles are loaded and bayonets razor sharp , blood will flow and turn the water red ......i bow to no treaty or answer to no leader (except swmbo)i will take no quarter and none shall be given .
the battle lines have been drawn in the sand .....if you run i'll hunt you down

i'll see you on saturday my foe and may god have mercy on your soul because i will not
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pmdirectuk

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Think you need to calm down a bit Kev your gonna give yourself heartburn!! lol......
 

kevb

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i trained under grand master fook up and colenal clusterfook for several years , i'm trained in unarmed combat (opening a bag of crisp), bladed weapons (knife and fork),rifles (hunting for my dinner) and a computer specialist (ordering dominoes off the net) .....i also cook !!!!

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I have a feeling CC won't be replying....................it may have something to do with me locking him out but i'm not sure [}:)]
 

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nah i just felt like it lol
 
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