lets have a "lockdown lunatics" thread

Trogg

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We’ve also has people having Street BBQs at night relatively local to me.... beggars belief.

I'd have given him a lot longer than 12months.... in fact i'd have made him litter pick the motorway..in nothing but speedos!



Prohibition notice....i'd have removed their alcohol licence there and then!
 

warrington63

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crackatoa

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This was posted by a prison officer pal of mine on another site.....

"Thanks, but lockdown for me meant dealing with residents/customers/service users/ clients who are getting twitchy as the supply of illicit substances dries up.

Trying to reason with spitters, false, exaggerated coughers, those demanding to see or speak to family members, some hurling bottles and buckets containing ( allegedly) urine, semen, excrement and saliva as they accuse us of denying them their rights, has been challenging this weekend.

Ah well, couple of days to chill before back attempting to change the lives of some unfortunate souls. There's redemption in everyone."
 

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