Kristina_1992 ???

[Dave]

I think she was attracted to all the stud muffins on here

 

[stephenk]

Me too - but when I looked their profile was locked.

 

[Dave]

Another one just gone who didn't even get past the registration stage...




You'd be surprised how many spammers, both bots and humans who try to register but fail.
If they get through the initial process to the registration stage, and then the next stage where humans and bots are separated,(*) they'll then be spam scored against known spammer names in various databases (that's where this one was caught), and if successful up to this point there are another three filters that look at various key points of the registration before being allowed to complete a registration. At this point the moderators are then alerted to a new registration and can block them or hold them if not sure.

* 22,661 bots have attempted to register in the past 12months...


So one the grand scheme of things, not many get past us

 

[DomCrtr1975]

F*ck her, bint never contacted me!

 

[Dave Spence]

Another one just gone who didn't even get past the registration stage...




You'd be surprised how many spammers, both bots and humans who try to register but fail.
If they get through the initial process to the registration stage, and then the next stage where humans and bots are separated,(*) they'll then be spam scored against known spammer names in various databases (that's where this one was caught), and if successful up to this point there are another three filters that look at various key points of the registration before being allowed to complete a registration. At this point the moderators are then alerted to a new registration and can block them or hold them if not sure.

* 22,661 bots have attempted to register in the past 12months...


So one the grand scheme of things, not many get past us

Nice one mate, a big clap for you and the mods for keeping us safe

 

[SeanB]

Nice one mate, a big clap for you and the mods for keeping us safe

Youd probably have got the clap ?

 

[Markywhizz]

She obviously doesn’t like short fat ugly blokes. I never heard a thing from her.

 

[adrian john tas]

I got a message ,oh the joy soon deflated by you lot
Glad to see dave and mods are on top of it
(So to speak)

 

[MartinWY]

I think it's sad. She was obviously attracted to the mature men on here and has carefully bided her time until she was of legal age and now just like that, she's banned. She'll need another therapist now.

 

[Total]

I think it's sad. She was obviously attracted to the mature men on here and has carefully bided her time until she was of legal age and now just like that, she's banned. She'll need another therapist now.

She's already booked in with our Wise Owl on Monday morning.........

 

[SeanB]

Maybe she was confused about everyone talking about how long and stiff their poles are or how quivery their tip is ?

 

[Dave Spence]

Maybe she was confused about everyone talking about how long and stiff their poles are or how quivery their tip is ?

Or how smelly their pellets were

 

[SeanB]

Hard, soft or expander ?

 

[rudd]

Have not had a lady hit on me since 1992!
Including her upstairs ?

 

[CarpCatcher86]

I got a 0898 number and heavy Breathing

Probably someone with coronavirus.

 

[CarpCatcher86]

I suppose maggotdrowners.com could sound like a sex site.

Lob worm drowners more like pal, you speak for yourself

 

[CarpCatcher86]

Well 200 mile round trip and what a let down, she (he)? should have been called Kristina1892

Is that something to do with history? I'm usually pretty good with history but I'm struggling with that one.
Something to do with lizzie borden maybe?

 

[Tristar]

I've read all these posts, I'm gutted it seems I joined too late and missed out and could have had some fun? I'm wondering now if she would like an obese Jack Baur or Mr Tumble's stunt double lookalike? I would chat her up by asking if she prefers a whip or long pole? what lube is best for latex? How do you want me to prepare your meat but please don't chop my worm! Gutted now.

 

[breadflake]

Is that something to do with history? I'm usually pretty good with history but I'm struggling with that one.
Something to do with lizzie borden maybe?

Just thought
Kristina_1992

was her name and year of birth

 

[CarpCatcher86]

Just thought
Kristina_1992

was her name and year of birth

Yes but he said she should have been called Kristina 1892. The only thing that struck me about that year was that Lizzie Borden supposedly killed her parents in 1892 with an axe. Possibly implying that this Kristina was an axe murderer posing as an online masturbator for hire.