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Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha and breath. Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha.
 

warrington63

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At school the teacher asks the class what their dads did for a living.
Susie says her dad is a doctor and helps to keep people healthy.
George says his dad is an accountant and helps people to look after their money,
Janet says her dad is a taxi driver and takes people to where they want to get to.
Johnny says his dad is a stripper in a gay club and at the end of the night sells his body behind the car park to men who want him.
The teacher is so shocked to hear this and takes Johnny to one side.
She asks him how does he feel about his dad being a stripper and selling his body.
Johnny tells her his dad is not really a stripper in a gay club but plays football for Liverpool FC.
The teacher asks Johnny why didnt he say that to the class.
Johnny replies that he was to ashamed to tell them his dad played for Liverpool.
 

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BREAKING NEWS........
BORIS JOHNSON REVEALS THAT DUE TO COVID 19 RESTRICTIONS ON TRAVEL.
TEAMS WILL NO HAVE TO TRAVEL TO ANFIELD.
SUBMITTING A TEAM SHEET WILL BE ENOUGH FOR THE 3 POINTS.
 

Northantslad

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This isn't because they are missing Van Dyke anymore, its that plus something else now. You don't have a run like this because you are missing your main centre half. Seem to have lost everything they blew everyone away with last year.
 

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You do have to wonder what is going on at the club. Has he lost the confidence and support of the players ? How any of the players can take any pride in their own performance is beyond me !
 
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