just a few questions

[brady]

do sheep shrink when they get wet?
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if you use up all your sick days at work do you have to phone in dead?
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if a syncronised swimmer drowns do the rest of them have to?
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and how come if someone tells you there are 51 billion stars in the universe you belive them...but if you see a sign on a park bench saying wet paint you just have to touch it to make sure!
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[mike s]

If a tree falls in a forest & there is no-one there to hear it fall, then does it make a sound[?]
Or in modern terms. How do you KNOW that the light goes off in the fridge when you shut the door[?][]

Cumbria Angling Centre

 

[Newt]

If a man speaks in the forrest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Newt Vail