scott essery
'Silver man'
- Joined
- Oct 16, 2001
- Messages
- 731
1. Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
2. There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough.
3. Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability.
4. Never do today that which will become someone elses responsibility tomorrow.
5. Show me a good loser and I'll show you a LOSER!
6. Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of mediocrity slowly and open the gates of despondency - welcome to a day in the average office.
7. It's the team that matters. Where would The Beatles be without Ringo? If John got Yoko to play drums the history of music would be completely different.
8. Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
9. If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.
10. Never do today that which will become someone elses responsibility tomorrow.
11. If you treat the people around you with love and respect, they will never guess that you're trying to get them sacked.
12. If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.
13. You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back.
14. Make good use of your cylindrical filing unit, the one you mainly keep under your desk.
15. If you're gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes - make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast.
16. Remember the 2 golden rules: 1. It was like that when I got here. 2. I didn't do it.
17. A problem shared is a problem halved, so is your problem really yours or just half of someone elses?
18. I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work.
19. Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.
The Rudd Meister [
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2. There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough.
3. Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability.
4. Never do today that which will become someone elses responsibility tomorrow.
5. Show me a good loser and I'll show you a LOSER!
6. Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of mediocrity slowly and open the gates of despondency - welcome to a day in the average office.
7. It's the team that matters. Where would The Beatles be without Ringo? If John got Yoko to play drums the history of music would be completely different.
8. Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
9. If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.
10. Never do today that which will become someone elses responsibility tomorrow.
11. If you treat the people around you with love and respect, they will never guess that you're trying to get them sacked.
12. If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.
13. You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back.
14. Make good use of your cylindrical filing unit, the one you mainly keep under your desk.
15. If you're gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes - make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast.
16. Remember the 2 golden rules: 1. It was like that when I got here. 2. I didn't do it.
17. A problem shared is a problem halved, so is your problem really yours or just half of someone elses?
18. I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work.
19. Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.
The Rudd Meister [
]
