Joke time - 3 Old Men

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Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.

"Sixty is the worst age to be," announced the 60 year old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"

"Ah, that's nothing," said the 60 year old. "When you're 70, you can't take a rubbish anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran - you sit on the toilet all day and nothing comes out !"

"Actually," said the eighty year old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?", asked the sixty year old.
"No ... not really. I pee every morning at 6AM. I pee like a race horse - no problem at all."

"Do you have trouble taking a rubbish?", asked the 70 year old.
"No, not really. I have a great bowel movement every morning at 6:30."

With great exasperation, the 60 year old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at six o'clock and take a rubbish every morning at six thirty. What's so tough about being eighty?"

To which the eighty year old replied - "I don't wake up until ten!"

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Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a Daughters of the American Revolution flower show was in progress.

One leaned over the other and said, "Cripes! life is boring, we never have any fun these days. For two bucks, I'd take my clothes off and streak through the D.A.R. ladies flower show!"

"You're on! " said the other old fellow, holding up two dollars.

As fast as he could, the first old man fumbles his way out of his clothes and completely naked, streaks through the front door of the town hall.

Waiting outside, his friend hears a huge commotion inside the hall followed by loud applause. The naked old man burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd of elderly ladies.

"How did it go?" asked his friend.

Great!" he said. "I WON FIRST PRIZE FOR THE BEST DRIED ARRANGEMENT"


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