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<blockquote data-quote="warrington63" data-source="post: 2870435" data-attributes="member: 22118">A bloke gets shipwrecked on a desert island along with a dog and a sheep,After a few months he starts feeling frisky ( no that's not the dogs name ) .And started eying the sheep up thinking it looked ok.So he sidles up to the sheep and starts stroking the wool around its head and along its back, The sheep is stood there as he is doing this,So he works his way closer to the end of the sheep, feeling extremely frisky ,when he hears a low deep growl and the dog is at the side of him baring it's teeth.So the bloke moves away from the sheep and the dog goes back to lazing under a palm tree,This goes on each time the bloke goes near the sheep, the bloke moves away every time and the dog goes back under the palm tree.After 12 months, the bloke is at his wits end on how can he get to the sheep, when from the sea comes a stunning blonde ,clothes stuck to her showing off her shapely figure,She tells the bloke her boat capsized and she had to swim for it.He tells her he has been on the island with only a dog and a sheep for company and he is feeling really frustrated and frisky.The blonde thinks &quot;poor bloke, he looks ok as well, and I haven't had much of a love life recently&quot;She says to the bloke&quot;Is there anything I can do, and I mean Anything&quot; with a glint in her eye.The bloke says &quot;Anything?&quot;The blonde replies&quot; Oh yes I mean anything&quot; this time in a sexy voice.The blokes eyes light up, he can't believe his luck, it must be fate that her boat capsized and she is on the island with him and will do anything.He goes up to her and says&quot; Would you take the dog for a walk around the island &quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="warrington63, post: 2870435, member: 22118"] A bloke gets shipwrecked on a desert island along with a dog and a sheep, After a few months he starts feeling frisky ( no that's not the dogs name ) . And started eying the sheep up thinking it looked ok. So he sidles up to the sheep and starts stroking the wool around its head and along its back, The sheep is stood there as he is doing this, So he works his way closer to the end of the sheep, feeling extremely frisky ,when he hears a low deep growl and the dog is at the side of him baring it's teeth. So the bloke moves away from the sheep and the dog goes back to lazing under a palm tree, This goes on each time the bloke goes near the sheep, the bloke moves away every time and the dog goes back under the palm tree. After 12 months, the bloke is at his wits end on how can he get to the sheep, when from the sea comes a stunning blonde ,clothes stuck to her showing off her shapely figure, She tells the bloke her boat capsized and she had to swim for it. He tells her he has been on the island with only a dog and a sheep for company and he is feeling really frustrated and frisky. The blonde thinks "poor bloke, he looks ok as well, and I haven't had much of a love life recently" She says to the bloke "Is there anything I can do, and I mean Anything" with a glint in her eye. The bloke says "Anything?" The blonde replies " Oh yes I mean anything" this time in a sexy voice. The blokes eyes light up, he can't believe his luck, it must be fate that her boat capsized and she is on the island with him and will do anything. He goes up to her and says " Would you take the dog for a walk around the island " [/QUOTE]

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