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Rich51

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My mate just rang me in tears. His Wife has just left him and taken his Bob Marley collection and the satellite dish.

Poor bloke……No Woman, No Sky!
 

Godber

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Two nuns had front row seats for a darts competition.
The first player aimed and threw, scoring treble twenty
He threw his next dart and scored single twenty.
His last dart hit the wire and re-bounded into the front row.
It hit one nun in the head killing her instantly.
The crowd went silent.....then the referee called out.
"One nun dead and eighty!"
 
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