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Alantherose

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Q: What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?
A: Eileen

Q: What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other and a hole in her pocket?
A: Pauline
 

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I am trying to be a more sensitive lover. I bought a DVD on how to improve your foreplay. It was really good, apart from that boring bit at the beginning, I had to fast forward through that bit.
 

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So this guy, and this girl, they drive out into the countryside up to lover's lane and the guy makes his move, and the girl says,

"Hey listen, I gotta be honest with you, I'm a Brass"

And the guy says, "Okay" and they agree to £25 (it's an old joke)

So they go in the back and start to really go at it hard, eventually finishing up, as it were, and the guy says,

"Hey listen, I gotta be honest with you too, I'm a cab driver, and it's going to cost you £25 to get back into town."
 
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