Oops, I'd better tell you about Joe's boat hadn't I.
There was once twin brothers named John & Joe Jones. John was happily married with a family, but Joe loved his fishing too much to be bothered with women. He was the proud owner of a dilapidated fishing boat, his pride and joy.
It happened that the day John's wife died Joe's boat sank.
A few days later a kindly old lady met Joe on the street, mistaking him for John, she remarked "Oh! Mr.Jones, I was so sorry to hear of your loss, you must feel terrible."
"Well," he replied, "I am a bit sorry, but she was a rotten thing from the start. Her bottom was all chewed up, she smelled of old fish, and the first time I got in her, she made water faster than anything I have ever seen. She had a big crack, and a pretty big hole in the front, and that hole kept getting bigger everytime I used her, and she leaked like anything."
"This is what finished her........four guys from Maggotdrowners came down for a good time and asked if they could rent her. When I warned them what she was like, they said they would take a crack at her anyway. The result was that the crazy fools all tried to get into her at the same time, she split right through the middle!!!",