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Big Brian

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I recieved an offer of a job today but do not feel it is right for me!So it is open to anyone if they have the right qualifications ...
You can always sugest someone else.


Christian Aid to Alcoholics,
Burberry Lane
LONDON. E 14


November 20, 2002




Dear Friend,

You will no doubt be aware of our Organisation and the work we do, and I hope you will forgive my presumptuousness in writing to you.

My specific function is to travel the country where need is most, and to lecture on the evils as well as health hazards of the demon drink.

Michael was a boy of good breeding and family background, who accompanied me on these tours. He had fallen for the evils of alcohol and would sit on the stage by me as an example to all, peering out of bloodshot, bleary eyes, trembling, picking his nose and repeatedly passing wind.

Unfortunately he died recently and a mutual friend gave me your name as a possible replacement for Michael.

Yours in great faith

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haydn.borthwick

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Good.......Not Brilliant....but Good..........haydn..



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martin.

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this must be andys lucky day his dream job coming up on his favourite subject (exept fishing}being posted on his fav site LOL

tight lines.
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teepee

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I would like to nominate "Toma"

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dazb

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hi all

can i second teepees nomination of TOMA for this once in a live time JOB!!!!![^][^][^][;)]


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First - How much pay is it [?]
2nd-pension included [?]
3rd-expences paid [?]
4th- first class travel [?]
5th-will i have to give up alcohol [?],[;)]

Nah think i'll pass on this one.
LoL, nice one



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Stu

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Brian
It sounds just the job for my Wife.

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norm

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toma mate it would mean you would actually have to do some work mate

 
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