Jimmy Tarbuck joke

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piroflip

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This joke will need a little imagination so as not to incur the wrath of the hard working moderators (creep creep). It was actually told on national TV by Jimmy Tarbuck many years ago on his Adult show.

A man leaves his seaside chalet naked and walks across the nudist beach.
Upon reaching the perfect spot he realizes that he has forgot to put any suntan lotion on.
He decides that rather than going all the way back to his chalet that he will bury himself under a couple of inches of sand. After a while he falls asleep and has a dream about
Angelina Jolie. At that point his big toe (except that it was NOT his big toe) pops up out of the sand just as two old dears are walking by.
Look at that Elsie says one of them to the other.
When I was twenty I ran a mile to get away from one, and when I was thirty I ran a mile to get to one, and now that Im in my eighties theyre growing out of the sand.
 

david platt

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Piroflip,
I think you will find that you are in the wrong forum,
Jokes go in the CORNER PIN forum[:D][:p]
dave
 

piroflip

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sorry guys I looked at the different sections on the main menu and did not see a joke section there. only fishing talk, clubhouse, disabled angling etc. no section for jokes mentioned.
 
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