ITV4 had a Bond film on (Quantum of Solace) so I watched that instead - I think Thunderball is on the same channel at the weekend
I thought that Alien reboot that was on the other night was rubbish - all been done before so many times
See - there we go, stereotyping us Merseysiders again. Sheesh!!
Anyway - there's two Scousers on a motorbike, riding down the M62 towards Leeds when they break down. After a while a lorry driver pulls over & offers them a lift. He said "I've got a load of ten-pin bowling balls in the back, lads but there should be room for you two & your bike". They were made up & loaded the bike & made some space between all the bowling balls.
The driver was running late & was putting his foot down and unfortunately got pulled over by the police. "Speeding a bit there weren't we mate?" said the Yorkshire plod. "And what have you got in the back?" By now the driver is well cheesed off & snaps "Scouse eggs".
The copper opens the back up & sh*ts himself at what he sees. He gets straight on the radio to the station. "Sarge - send back up! I've just pulled over a wagon full of Scouse eggs. Two of the bastads have hatched & they've already nicked a motorbike!"