It's official - I'm a Blanker

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Dave

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Anyone want to buy two new carp rods never used other than to cast with, never tested by fish and of unknown performance?
Full set of hooks for sale also, never been in a Carps mouth (that I know of)
And not to mention a set of Bite Alarms plus sounder box - I don't know the alarm sound though as I haven't heard it go off yet [:D]

Geesh, why do I let myself be talked into spending three days, two nights, sat in cold winds, frosty nights, and damp days waiting for the chuffin fish to decide they're hungry enough to want to eat my meagre offerings?
..and then to find they've got the appetite of an anorexic bulimic super model on a diet lol [:eek:)]

PS, I've also got some mixed boilies left over - they don't work but they do smell nice - the Source ones make good dog breath refreshers especially if eaten at the rate of 1/2 pint at a time, however the aftermath takes more than a poo bag to clean up [:I]

Free to good home or will exchange for set of Golf clubs [:H][:eek:)]
 

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And not to mention a set of Bite Alarms plus sounder box - I don't know the alarm sound though as I haven't heard it go off yet

must be the same make as the ones used by most of the speci boys at Lindholme [:D]
 

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hmmm....I have a set of broken golf clubs I could swap you.
They must be broken as I can't hit straight with them and can't putt either![:D][:T]
 

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Originally posted by Dave

[:D][8D]



Geesh, why do I let myself be talked into spending three days, two nights, sat in cold winds, frosty nights, and damp days waiting for the chuffin fish to decide they're hungry enough to want to eat my meagre offerings?

[:H][:eek:)]


I thought "Yorkies" were used to that [:0]
 

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lol Dave you dozy twit..........my ladd just saw the "free" bit over my shoulder and got all excited, he thought you were being serious, he's just said i wish he'd told us that when we were there dad i could have had it all LOL

Poor gits got a lot to learn about MD's and the sense of humour on here [:D]
 

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Originally posted by Dave

[:D][8D]

Anyone want to buy two new carp rods never used other than to cast with, never tested by fish and of unknown performance?
Full set of hooks for sale also, never been in a Carps mouth (that I know of)
And not to mention a set of Bite Alarms plus sounder box - I don't know the alarm sound though as I haven't heard it go off yet [:D]

Geesh, why do I let myself be talked into spending three days, two nights, sat in cold winds, frosty nights, and damp days waiting for the chuffin fish to decide they're hungry enough to want to eat my meagre offerings?
..and then to find they've got the appetite of an anorexic bulimic super model on a diet lol [:eek:)]

PS, I've also got some mixed boilies left over - they don't work but they do smell nice - the Source ones make good dog breath refreshers especially if eaten at the rate of 1/2 pint at a time, however the aftermath takes more than a poo bag to clean up [:I]

Free to good home or will exchange for set of Golf clubs [:H][:eek:)]


A salutory lesson.
There must be shedloads of Carp gear laying unloved and unused all over the country, just like all those kitchen gadgets that your missus must have, are used a couple of times, and then spend the rest of their life at the back of the cupboard.
I enjoy fishing for carp but never with a 'carp rod', give me 8lb line and a nice through action feeder rod every time!
[:)][:)][:)]
 
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Dave

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Lol @ Trogg, I've actually had three emails wanting to know what gear I've got for sale [:D]
 

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[:)] Most importantly Dave,[;)] Did common_carp Blank again, or did he actually catch and land a fish? , the one he allowed to kite through 2/3 swims cannot be counted, as with 3/4 of you tangled and pulling in, he obviousley had HELP playing it.[:T]
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He hasnt blanked, was doing better than most from what i could see too (he was opposite me) think he'd had 4 or 5 by the time i was leaving on thrus morn and he's still there now i think.
 

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Originally posted by rawww

He hasnt blanked, was doing better than most from what i could see too (he was opposite me) think he'd had 4 or 5 by the time i was leaving on thrus morn and he's still there now i think.

yeah finished with 6 in total, 5 from mallard and 1 from the coot lol...

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And there was me thinking that your spelling was getting worse Dave lol
 

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Originally posted by Trogg

lol Dave you dozy twit..........my ladd just saw the "free" bit over my shoulder and got all excited, he thought you were being serious, he's just said i wish he'd told us that when we were there dad i could have had it all LOL
[:D]

FREE from a yorkshireman OMG [:0] must be the volcanic cloud affecting daves thought process [:D][:D]



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I agree with tag no need to buy specialist carp rods etc im never gonna catch anything big enough to put a bend in it so give me my heavy feeder rod an 8lb line ill land anything that swims [:p] sooner or later
 

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newie did blank, for the ten mins he had a rod of his out in swan while i was packing up he got nothing, please feel free to mention that he did blank in the easy pond there......
 

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Originally posted by common_carp

Originally posted by rawww

He hasnt blanked, was doing better than most from what i could see too (he was opposite me) think he'd had 4 or 5 by the time i was leaving on thrus morn and he's still there now i think.

yeah finished with 6 in total, 5 from mallard and 1 from the coot lol...

[:T]

I finished up with 8 in total Newie, 2 from Mallard, 5 from Coots and 1 from Swan
Pike 12lb
Common 11lb, 7.5lb, 6.5lb, 5lb.
Mirror 9lb, 5lb.
Tench. 4.75lb
 

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MALLARD mate was the fishin VENUE... we all know it..

well done on being top rod on the COOT lake...

LOOSER.

let us know when you get your rod back... hahahahahaha
 
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