It's my mrs birthday, what present would she like?

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It's my better half's birthday tomorrow, having sat down at breakfast this morning i asked what she would like???
Perfume= NO
Gold= NO
Clothes=NO
Flowers=NO??????????

Then what would you like i said????
She said, i want the house to be redecorated!!!!
Redecorated i said
Yes she said.
Well no problem there i thought, or so i thought.
First of all the bedroom, she only wants to knock a wall down to make it bigger,that means, electric, plumbing and plastering.
Secondly the kitchen, wallpaper stripped replastered and redecorated.
Thirdly the lounge, wallpaper stripped and redecorated
And last, well i thought it was the last, the dining room, stripped and redecorated.
Aha but she has got something up her sleeve, the dining room now becomes the lounge and the lounge now becomes the dining room.

Why can she just want a normal present, why i ask you?????
So peeps it looks as though i have got to do a bit of work in the house.
Any help would be grateful, please say you will help me, pleaseeeee

Ps got to take her for Sunday lunch, at least i can have a pint or 2 inthe boozer






























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Good luck M8..icon_smile_big.gif

My wife has everything she needs....she has ME!

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I hope this will be a lesson to you not to open your BIG mouth Andy. jump.gif Anyway mate you should do those things for your Kath wether it's her birthday or not.
Go out and buy her a loverly pressie as well. You old meanie you.
I mean to say she puts up with you all year so she should be spoilt on her special day.

A very Happy 21st tomorrow Kath. kiss.gif

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Happy Birthday Kath!

(oh I'd better say happy birthday to my Elaine too, It was on the 3rd, whils't I was fishing with John and Alan LOL)

I can help Andy!

I will find you the phone no. for Yellow Pages,They are stuffed full with nutters who do d--------g for a LIVING?

All they want in exchange is money and with a mobile, you can ring and place orders from the bankside.

How's that for being a mate!

CYA soon

Trev

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Trev I think that's what they call carrying friendship a little to far.IMHO He should be made to do it while every one else is bagging up at Drayton.icon_smile.gif

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Andy,

You'll feel at home when you come down to our's.
We've lived here for 13 years now and i'm still not even half way through D********G the house ( for the first time ).
jaw-dropper.gif jaw-dropper.gif jaw-dropper.gif jaw-dropper.gif jaw-dropper.gif jaw-dropper.gif jaw-dropper.gif jaw-dropper.gif I just never seem to find the time to finish what i started years ago !!

In fact it looks more like a building site with bare walls and tools everywhere.


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Thanks chaps for your concerns,
Trev a good idea, let some decorater nutter do it
Del my big mouth, i hear yours is as big as the Tyne Tunnel icon_smile_wink.gificon_smile_wink.gif
Wayne what can i say?? you do as your mrs tells you, you hear{LoL}
Malc do you want me to bring my tools down to give you a hand,
ahhaaaaaa got you sussed Malc, the fishin is just a ploy to get us to your house to help you out, well my man your dastardly plan has been foiled you rotter{LoL}

Del i DID take Kath out for lunch, and we went SHOPPING, yes SHOPPING, GOD I HATE SHOPPING, give me fishing any day.
Had Courtney out to lunch to{ my granddaughter}

Trev wish your Elaine a belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY for me mate

Never mind Fishing tomorrow and then the report posted,





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Andy we aren't going down that old road are we? What should my reply be err something about the size of wearmouth.

Anyway mate I'm glad to took your Kath out for the day, it's about time you started to treat her right.

Can't believe your going fishing tomorrow, after all a girl's 21st is a big thing for her. Ihope you are starting her day of with a champers breakfast in bed. Knowing you, you would expect her to get up and get it herself. icon_smile.gificon_smile.gif












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hiya andy, say happy birthday to your better half from me,
and i think you ought to change your signature to :-

i'm going decorating icon_smile_sad.gif

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quote:
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i'm going to the B&Q

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teepee.


Wait until its your turn to decorate TP, going to a BBQ then beer-toast1.gif

Del, Kaths breakfast will be in the fridge mate, just a minute lads Kath wants me!!!!!!! Yes my luv coming,
Thanks lads



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Nice ones Tony mate. Wish I'd thought of them.icon_smile_big.gif

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Andy,
I suppose the "There's a Fiver pet.......treat yourself to a new pair of slippers" approach is a non starter then??????????

Well never mind,
KATH


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Thanks to one and all for your greetings, Peter that is a nice banner, thanks again
kath

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had to have a bit of Kaths cake before i went fishing this morning,
mmmmmmmmm fresh cream and strawberrys

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Hope you didn't have a mouthfull! None left for Kath, Mel & Courtney

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Just spit it out man, say what ya gotta sayicon_smile_shock.gificon_smile_shock.gificon_smile_shock.gificon_smile_shock.gifthat i've got a big gob???????? crybaby2.gif , see what you gone and done now.


Cya Del

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