Italin Affair

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Dicky Dido

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For two years a man was having an affair with al Italian woman.

One night she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation,or his marriage,he paid her a large sum of money if she would go back to Italy to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child,he would also provide child support untill the child was 18.

She agreed,but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete,he told her to simply mail him a post card and write "SPAGHETTI" on the back.
He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day 9months later,he came home to his confused wife.

"Honey! she said,you have received a very strange postcard today.

Oh,just give it to me and i"ll explain it later,he said,the wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card,turned white,and fainted.

On the card was written!

SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI.

Three with meat balls, Two without.

"Send extra sauce".
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