It is that time of year

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Geoff P

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The rugby 6 nations championship is nearly upon us so I thought you might enjoy this little pearl.

Dai Jones takes his family Christmas Shopping and on their trip to Swansea they walk into JJB Sports.

While in the shop the son picks up an England Rugby shirt and says to his sister
Ive decided to support the best team in the world and be an England supporter, and I want this shirt for Christmas.

His sister is outrages at this, promptly whacks him round the head and says Go and talk to Mammy.

Off goes this unusually intelligent Welsh boy, England shirt in hand and finds his mother.

Mam. Yes son. Ive decided Im going to be an England supporter and I want this shirt for Christmas

The mother is outraged at this and promptly whacks the boy round the head and says Now go and talk to your father.

Off goes this little pearl amongst the low life swine, with England shirt in hand and finds his father.

Dad. Yes son Ive decided I am going to be an England supporter and I want this shirt for Christmas.

The father kicks his sons backside, then batters him round the head saying No son of mine is going to be seen in THAT shirt.

About half an hour later, they are all in the car heading towards the valleys and home.

The father turns to his son and says Son, I hope you have learnt something today.

Oh yes dad, says the son. I have only been an English supporter for an hour and already I hate you ignorant Welsh Ba$tard$


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Very, good Geoff i like it




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Now that is excellent Geoff [:D]


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ROFLMAO.[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

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I'm hurt Geoff
And there's me thinking last time we fished together you were recovering from having been born in England!!!!.Tee,Hee,Hee



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nice one geoff
if you like england that much why dont you move back there? hahahahahahaha as i know you wont because WALES is much better. so if i were you i would change that uuuuuuuuuuum flag. good joke but always remember your welsh.
what is the most popular pint in wales? allbright best bitter

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Nice one Geoff, I believe a correct response would be > Twll du'n y bob Saes. Is that the correct spelling?? Daifish help me out..

 

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LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT

Nothing gives me greater pleasure than to say

WALES LOST TO ITALY

And may their run of losses run and run. (I love it when a plan comes together)

I couldn't care what happens at Twickenham now. Wales's misfortune has made my day.

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After watching and listening to Phil Bennett and the rest of the Welsh commentators crying in their beer I can really rub it in at work on Monday after England beating the French.

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Hey Geoff,
The rugby mayb on the downwards slope, But Wales seem to be playing pretty well in football, maybe we can teach England a few lesons [:p][:p][:p] lol

Tight Lines

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The convicts already done that Dooby 3-1 I think it was

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Swing Low Sweet Chariot
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Comin' for to carry me home,
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Comin' for to carry me home.

I looked over Jordan, and,
What did I see,
Comin' for to carry me home?
A band of angels comin' after me,
Comin' for to carry me home.

Swing low, sweet chariot,
Comin' for to carry me home,
etc..

If you get there before I do,
Comin' for to carry me home,
Tell all my friends I'm comin' too,
Comin' for to carry me home

Swing low, sweet chariot,
Comin' for to carry me home,
etc..

Sometimes I'm up,
Sometimes I'm down,
Comin' for to carry me home,
Yet still my soul feels heavn'ly bound,
Comin' for to carry me home.

Swing low, sweet chariot,
Comin' for to carry me home.[:D][:D][:D][:D][;)]




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Peter,

I couldn't have put it better myself.




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