BARRYBLOKE
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Ive just had the pleasure of 2 old ladies (Jehovas Witnesses) telling me the error of my ways on my own doorstep. It was my fault I didnt see them coming.
I was dosing in the sunshine under my roses when they walked up the garden path past me without them initially seeing me.
I have a good sized notice on my door that clearly states.
NO SALES, NO CANVASSERS, YES THIS MEANS YOU.
However in their zeal to lead me unto the kingdom of heaven they chose to ignore it. Thats more than sodding British Gas dare do I can tell you.
Eldely ladies, and so I wasnt rude to them although after trying to shut them up and get them out for a good 10 minutes it came close.
One of them finaly said "You used to have a big rottweiller here , didnt you"?? I lied through my teeth. I said yes I still have. He is asleep in the front room. They looked at the wide open door and that did the trick. They went down the garden path like "Sylvester" when he is creeping past that bull dog without trying to wake him up on the tele.
They are all the same and all different arent they these religous bods. They all say you have got to go their way or you dont get in.
Mormons go on about this guy Joseph Smith, JWs reckon theres only room for so many thousand up there and everyone you meet reckons they are one of them. If that were me I wouldnt be out recruiting competition, would you??
The pentecostals teach you to play a mean tambourine and shake a mean leg. Ive been to a few of theirs. Good gig. They have these healers who touch you on your bonce and you "FALL OVER IN THA POWER OF THE LAWD". Its a good laugh watching the nutters.
Personaly I dont know any more than any of you lot know. I think there is something that we arent aware of. I dont reckon its old JC and his cronies though but surely this isnt all for nothing is it?
I mean who teaches a bird to build a nest. Who teaches bees to make those smart arse honycombed Ikea type pads.
I once read that scientifically it is totally impossible for a bumble bee to fly, but nobody has told the bumble bee that and so he just gets on with it.
Do you reckon that once your partner passes on thats it. You never see each other again?
Whatever happens it must be good cos no bugger comes back do they.
I was dosing in the sunshine under my roses when they walked up the garden path past me without them initially seeing me.
I have a good sized notice on my door that clearly states.
NO SALES, NO CANVASSERS, YES THIS MEANS YOU.
However in their zeal to lead me unto the kingdom of heaven they chose to ignore it. Thats more than sodding British Gas dare do I can tell you.
Eldely ladies, and so I wasnt rude to them although after trying to shut them up and get them out for a good 10 minutes it came close.
One of them finaly said "You used to have a big rottweiller here , didnt you"?? I lied through my teeth. I said yes I still have. He is asleep in the front room. They looked at the wide open door and that did the trick. They went down the garden path like "Sylvester" when he is creeping past that bull dog without trying to wake him up on the tele.
They are all the same and all different arent they these religous bods. They all say you have got to go their way or you dont get in.
Mormons go on about this guy Joseph Smith, JWs reckon theres only room for so many thousand up there and everyone you meet reckons they are one of them. If that were me I wouldnt be out recruiting competition, would you??
The pentecostals teach you to play a mean tambourine and shake a mean leg. Ive been to a few of theirs. Good gig. They have these healers who touch you on your bonce and you "FALL OVER IN THA POWER OF THE LAWD". Its a good laugh watching the nutters.
Personaly I dont know any more than any of you lot know. I think there is something that we arent aware of. I dont reckon its old JC and his cronies though but surely this isnt all for nothing is it?
I mean who teaches a bird to build a nest. Who teaches bees to make those smart arse honycombed Ikea type pads.
I once read that scientifically it is totally impossible for a bumble bee to fly, but nobody has told the bumble bee that and so he just gets on with it.
Do you reckon that once your partner passes on thats it. You never see each other again?
Whatever happens it must be good cos no bugger comes back do they.
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