Invader

[Trogg]

Wexfords answer to Rex C Hunt....

With his first ever English carp!

 

[Dusty]

I can just see a fish suspended in mid-air?

 

[Trogg]

I can just see a fish suspended in mid-air?

That's his Irish army training for you

 

[Chervil]

Call that a camouflaged suit? Mine's much better. Although a bugger to find sometimes.

 

[Scribe]

@Chervil It looks like you borrowed Harry Potter's cloak of invisibility, It's just a shame, it's not quite long enough though.

 

[Dave]

Flippin 'eck, he's only been here for five minutes and he's cut all the trees down for firewood already

 

[Trogg]

Flippin 'eck, he's only been here for five minutes and he's cut all the trees down for firewood already

Are you stupid..... everybody knows you need to clear the area before you lay the tarmac.

 

[Dave Spence]

Blimey Trogg, I know UKZero asked you to bring him back a leprechaun......but.........REALLY!

 

[Trogg]

@Dave Spence , you should be worried...that's the face of the man who could be your next neighbour!!

 

[Dslayer]

Wexfords answer to Rex C Hunt....

With his first ever English carp!

Bit disappointed in this day and age to see a fish being held in the hands whilst standing upright... ???

Thought that became a no-no at the same time as gags and gaffs did...

 

[Trogg]

Bit disappointed in this day and age to see a fish being held in the hands whilst standing upright... ???

Thought that became a no-no at the same time as gags and gaffs did...

If it had been of a large size then yes, but something that is small enough to cradle in the hands without a problem isn't likely to be dropped.....unless you are a total clutz.