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teepee

12/04/02 - 10/01/19
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This angler from the midlands gets home one morning
after the night shift,
goes upstairs to find his wife breastfeeding the baby,
"that looks tasty" he said,
so she gave him a go,
"anything else you fancy" she asked,
and he says "don't suppose you've a Farley's rusk?"[:D][:p][:D]

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two young lads in the north east fishing on there local pond
one lad say's "my dads that fast he could catch a speeding bullet
in his teeth"
"thats nothing" say's the other,
"my dad work's for the local council and he doesn't finish
work until 5 o'clock, but he can be tackled up and fishing by 4.[;)]

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Richard Branson is flying over Ireland in his balloon after
crossing the Atlantic and shouts down to a local angler fishing
on the Shannon, "where am i"
and the angler reply's,
"you can't fool me, you're in that basket".[:D][:D][:D]

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an unemployed angler fishing on the leeds/liverpool canal
when this prostitute approaches him, and say's,
"fancy a bl@wjob?"
"dunno" say's the angler,
"will it affect my dole money"[:(]

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teepee.
 

Simon R

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I'm sure Toma will be able to confirm that second one Tony [:D][:D]

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Sorry cant help with the second one,,,, i dont work for the council,[:p][:p][:p],, norms the boy for that one,[;)][;)]...


LoL Tony



catch me if u can
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norm

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you better belive it mate -but it is 2 or 3 not 4 (LOL)

 

MALC

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1 rings a bell or 2[;)][:)][;)][:)]

MALC
IT'S CATCHING ...BUT ARE YOU !!!
 

haydn.borthwick

09/05/02 - 28/01/07
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good .....very good............haydn

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