If Joe's boat is your cup of tea, you'll love this

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Roppa

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The priest in a small Irish Village was very fond of his chickens. He kept a shed out at the back of his parish manse, in it he kept a cock rooster and ten hens. One Saturday night the cock rooster went missing[:(] Believing it stolen he decided to do something about it. The following morning, at Sunday morning Mass, he asked the congregation if anyone had a cock? All of the men stood up. "No, no, thats not what I meant, I meant has anyone seen a cock?" All of the women stood up. "No, no, I didn't mean it like that, I meant to say was, has anyone seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half of the women stood up. "Good gracious! thats not what I meant to say, I meant has anyone seen my cock?" All of the nuns, three altar boys, two visiting priests and a goat stood up.[^][}:)]
 

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ROFLMAO [:D]

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Dervaig

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Must learn to keep the laughs quiet whilst in the office.
Everyones looking at me again.

Dervaig
 
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