I need to make £24,000

[Dave]

Wifey has seen a new caravan she wants - we need it aparently, and its 'only' £24,grand

Answers on a postcard how to make £24,000 fast short of sell my body in prostitution or for medical science.

??

 

[Wise Owl]

24k Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm now i think the Selling yer Butt is out, Medical science Maybe but Just get it from under the bed and stop Messin

 

[Dave]

Dam you

 

[mickthestick]

Charge everyone who mentions Brexit £1

 

[ukzero1]

Wifey has seen a new caravan she wants - we need it aparently, and its 'only' £24,grand

Answers on a postcard how to make £24,000 fast short of sell my body in prostitution or for medical science.

??

Send your email addy to..

Mr. Embwe Umpopo, he'll send you 10 times that amount.

 

[Wise Owl]

Dam you

If i had it mate ya know id sort ya But Dam's a Labourite he might change his Mind at the last minute

 

[Corn Master]

Vegas

 

[Peter]

I Think T's worked it out, give you a heart attack and buy it with your life insurance money.

 

[Total]

@mickthestick ......Our Dave would have a bloody caravan park full doing that!

 

[Wise Owl]

@mickthestick ......Our Dave would have a bloody caravan park full doing that!

Why Bring him into it ?

 

[ukzero1]

Is that his new nic? Trailer Park Dave?

 

[Total]

@Wise Owl........ He could do the woodwork! ......(Soddin' keyboard! )

 

[Wise Owl]

Right i have a Idea, We Run to become Councillors, Talk Ballox and Promise everything, get made a MP Claim 24k as expenses and bobs yer Live in Lover

 

[Wise Owl]

@Wise Owl........ He could do the woodwork! ......(Soddin' keyboard! )

Yer Quick i'll give ya that Mate

 

[Total]

Yer Quick i'll give ya that Mate

Our Mick was busy discussing the caravan options with Carpmagic at the time mate!!

 

[johng19]

Be ok only take you a few weeks

 

[Dave]

I Think T's worked it out, give you a heart attack and buy it with your life insurance money.

Shes had me walking pretty close to the cliff tops the past few days

 

[Total]

@Dave ......Sensible options....FFS......Win another 23,997 match sections! Prostitution?.....Don't bother!........Make subscription....Better not not go there! ......Take our WO Christmas carol singing with plenty of plastic buckets.....Write a book entitled "Painting Plastered Walls and 10,000 excuses not to do it!".......Enter Your Winston at Crufts!

 

[Wise Owl]

What are the Buckets for Mark ? the punters to throw up in

 

[62tucker]

Just put back your retirement age to 87 and get it on the never never