I hate the lot of you

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Trogg

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Thanks a lot fellas its nice to know who your friends are. cursing2.gif
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Cos of all the talk about bloody decorating she's decided its time to we redecorated the house

I was hoping she'd forgotten about the wallpaper n stuff thats under the stairs (i only brought it last march n now i've gotta use it)

Geoff
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HA HA HA HA HAA


Do you want to borrow some gear to do it with -- mines available 'cause I've given up since I saw my therapist regarding the D word.

Or is this just an excuse so you don't have to go fishing and tell us what you didnt catch .. again


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Well done Mr. Trogg!..

Its good to see that some people still have a keen sense of civic pride and duty.

I feel that a rapturous HIP, HIP, HORAR is in order, your good lady should be grateful she has such a kind, considerate and well meaning human being as your good self around the home.

Well done again young sir..



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Peter

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Can't see a problem,
It's not as if you go fishing any more.
You never know,if you get really good at it you could start your own business.
Fawcett & Daughters,
D********* to the Nobility.

Well you never know!
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Don't blame me Alan, it has to be the zippy curse. Mind you I do find it funny. jump.gif thumbsup.gif Geoff
 

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Mind you Alan i don't no how much longer i can keep my wife a bay weve had the w---p----r for our bedroom foe 2i/2 years i can't keep blaming the car accident ,but my broken arm came to my rescue .But you don't have much chance when your best mate stab's you in the back by alway's d---------g.&my goe's up there tonight to his wife a birhday pressie &come's saying Dave has d--------d the whole house you want to se their kitchen ,lounge etc.i'l think of you on the magic roundabout when i'm out fishing ha ha ha.

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pjroberts31

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Alan Have you tried "this paper is out of date love" it will be another 6 months before your wife has got round to looking for more,
I tried it and god only knows it worked Only once though

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Trogg - cut some little holes in the stuff and fray/scalop the edges so it looks like mice have been at the paper.

Then rave on about how good the current walls look.

Should buy you at least a week or two.

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Trogg

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Incase you ain't guessed
I'M BACK(insert manical laughter just about now)

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Right lads and lasses, as we were goofy.gif it looks like Troggs finished the Decorating and plugged his PC back in


Ya know, I'm sure his hall, landing and stairs was looking a bit shabby and didn't he say he had some paper and paint for that as well somewhere
Let me think, where did he say he put it, lol

Ah, now I remember <quick send an e-amil to his missus>


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Dave,
Hate to mention it, but he told me he slipped it in an empty bivvy , saturday night at Izaaks!
Reckoned in the morning the lot was wrapped up and gone!

cya at 7.00!

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mookie

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Started my house now Trogg, you could come over and give me a hand....now you have the experience...

Hope alls well mate...cheers got me ticket see ya at Elvington


MOOK......THE ANTI DIY MAN...Hate every f.??????? minite of it...
 

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Hi Alan looks like Iam not on my own then,I was talking Via E-Mail to les Middy trying to organise a Pre fish at Elvington, when her in doors ( but not far enough in )watching me on the PC said that I had promised to decorate the house and Flag the front garden during the winter never mind slopeing off, so I had to tell Les that I would be busy untill I had done the jobs, just started the front bedroom
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scoobs11

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so have you actually finished the decorating trogg ? jaw-dropper.gif littleangel.gif

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I break up tommorow for a much deserved week off, and my significant other has actually GIVEN ME A LIST!!!!!

OHHH NOOOOO, West Brom have just equalised, can it get any worse ?

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Oh Dear Oh Dear Oh Dear
Just read a most disturbing story on another board.
It would seem that a lovely lady by the name of DIAN has decided that as the river season has come to an end,her darling husband will have time to do a spot more
D********G!!!!!

Never mind Trogg jump.gif

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MALC

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Peter thats realy cruel roflmao.gif

But i like it just have to hide that from my misses what with no3 on the way

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ooooooh peter you are in trouble, wait till the big fella gets his hands on you bash.gif {LoL}
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Trogg

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Nah fellas what you've really got to ask yourselves is

1) why has Peter got that link on HIS computer??
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2) Why has he got a sign above his door saying "I'm the boss in this house & i've got the wifes permission to say so"


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