I AM THE BEST

[haydn.borthwick]

I am the top angler and if you have a problem just ask me. I WILL know the answere to any fishing topic.
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Take nothing but memories, leave nothing but footprints.

 

[TINY]

A top man.A raving lunatic,but a top man.
Andy

 

[norm]

haydon
one question how do you put a bloodworm onto a size 10 hook

 

[haydn.borthwick]

I thought everyone knew that silly. You super glue it but leave 1/16" free to waggle. Hope this helps you out m8.

Take nothing but memories, leave nothing but footprints.

 

[norm]

good advice

cheers mate

one other question==how do you stop teepee chatting up gray headed birds

 

[haydn.borthwick]

eASY SCARE THE HERONS AWAY BEFORE THE MATCH...lol

Take nothing but memories, leave nothing but footprints.

 

[norm]

you are right you are the best

i feel as if whatever i ask you could help me with

 

[haydn.borthwick]

oh I don`t know I must be modest, and admit there must be something I don`t know. After all I am not God or Lee.[][][][]

Take nothing but memories, leave nothing but footprints.

 

[BlythMags]

Having taken your advice on putting bloodworm onto a size 10 hook, I now have a question:

How do you separate your index finger from your thumb when you've stupidly superglued them both together?

 

[norm]

thats got him knacked (LOL)

good question mate
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buy the way did you get the e-mail i sent you (blythmags)

 

[haydn.borthwick]

having heard that a knock actualy disrupts the mollicules in super glue and breaks it down. Put your hand on the table and hit your fingers with a hammer. This has two effects . 1. it releases the super glue hold .. 2. it makes your index fingerswell, which is welcomed by your wife when you go to bed and she finds out....LOL....Haydn



Take nothing but memories, leave nothing but footprints.

 

[TINY]

Didnt bother with the glue,just used the hammer.wife sends her best wishes and thanks.
Andy

 

[haydn.borthwick]

Enough fun had. Hope person concerned accepted it as fun.
Changed profile......will be good from now on........NOT.....Haydn

Take nothing but memories, leave nothing but footprints.