HONEST ASSESSMENT ???

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davidsenior

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The Honest Assessment ??



Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independantly, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assingments on time. Often Bob takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible.

signed, Project Leader.




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A MEMO WAS SOON SENT FOLLOWING THE LETTER :




That Idiot was reading over my shoulder whilst I wrote the report sent to you earlier today.........

Kindly read only the odd numbered lines ( 1, 3, 5, 7,.....),for my true assessment of Bob Smith.







catch you later, tight lines, dave....
 

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&Dave i thought you was talking about me

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