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banksy

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Spanky - have you been eating raw chicken legs as well?
 

Brian the Fish

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Please read this to the tune's last chorus:
Why...why...why am I posting this?
I...I...I am going to regret this!
So before you forget the words like before
I am posting the words so I'll now be awake until four.

I am posting the words so I'll now be awake until four.


The Lyrics.
I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window
I saw the flickering shadow of love on her blind
She was my woman
As she deceived me I watched and went out of my mind

My my my Delilah
Why why why Delilah
I could see, that girl was no good for me
But I was lost like a slave that no man could free

At break of day when that man drove away I was waiting
I crossed the street to her house and she opened the door
She stood there laughing
I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more

My my my Delilah
Why why why Delilah
So before they come to break down the door
Forgive me Delilah I just couldn't take any more

She stood there laughing
I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more

My my my Delilah
Why why why Delilah
So before they come to break down the door
Forgive me Delilah I just couldn't take any more

Forgive me Delilah I just couldn't take any more

God helps up.[:D](You don't sing this bit)[:D]
 
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spanky

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Originally posted by banksy

Spanky - have you been eating raw chicken legs as well?

I knew there was something missing...

This is why practice is so important.
 

arkwright

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Theres one you forgot ..... pick up your empty cup and wander past pat and mandy with a dry cough ....oh is that the kettle boiling ....if you need help jesse ,godber or barrybloke if he drops in can give you instructions [:D][:D]
 

andy_martin

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http://www.netweather.tv/index.cgi?action=10day;sess=

Looks like the rain is staying away!
 

Jessebobs

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Eh???? What's this "raw chicken legs" nonsense???
Anyone who watches all them cooking programs will know that chicken should be served toasted on the outside and pink (and cold) in the middle !
 

Jessebobs

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Originally posted by arkwright

Theres one you forgot ..... pick up your empty cup and wander past pat and mandy with a dry cough ....oh is that the kettle boiling ....if you need help jesse ,godber or barrybloke if he drops in can give you instructions [:D][:D]
I can feel my throat getting dry already [:D]
 

Jessebobs

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Oh, and if I don't catch a carp on my carp rod this year my entire carp kit is going in the lake and I will be giving up the once-a-year bivvy-divvy thing for good!
 

spanky

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Originally posted by Jessebobs

Oh, and if I don't catch a carp on my carp rod this year my entire carp kit is going in the lake and I will be giving up the once-a-year bivvy-divvy thing for good!

Why not just cut out the inevitable disappointment, throw the kit in when you get there and fish proper, like what I do?
 

Jessebobs

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Because there's always hope!
I had one empty the reel spool cuz I forgot to switch on the bleepy thing.
And another that I played right to the bank in the dark before it came off so I've come close a couple of times!
 

seankp53

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Originally posted by grannyspodder

The scrote that I work with is still on the sick because he feinted two weeks ago. Pansy

Trev

Get yer mitts on some phenolphthalein (a pH indicator). Put a couple of drops in his chow, and watch the bottom drop out of his world[8D], or maybe better said the world drop out of his bottom[:D] It is an extremely strong laxative[}:)]
http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/455539/phenolphthalein

Sean.
 

banksy

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Originally posted by grannyspodder

Regarding entertainment I could bring along my twister mat and baby oil. Mmmm naked twister with baby oil.

If I was to play naked twister, you wouldn't need Sean's phenolphthalein.
[:I]
 

seankp53

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Originally posted by grannyspodder

Regarding entertainment I could bring along my twister mat and baby oil. Mmmm naked twister with baby oil.

Hmmmmm - don't you think your shoes might cramp your style[:D]

http://www.maggotdrowning.com/forum/uploaded/seankp53/201461621125_Red Flipper Heels.jpg

Sean.
 

Brian the Fish

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Last sleep.....if I can.[:D]

Safe journey to all.[:T]

I'll see you there.[:D][:W]

Loading the van for the rest of the day.
 

banksy

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I'm gradually loading the car.

Have to make notes as I go, otherwise I'll forget where I've put everything.

Now, where did I put those bloody notes?
[:eek:)][:I]

After showing midweek as sunny & bright in the 5 day forecasts, BBC are now predicting showers for tomorrow.
Que sera, sera.
[:)]
 
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