Harry Potter ending

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bitemisser

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Wondered how many will look at this !!

This is the alternative ending:


My GUESS is that Harry will leave hogwarts, join the liberal democrats and become a local councillor, elected on the promise of "one bin collection a week" Spell: oneaweekerous

Hermione will leave 3 months pregnant, and amazingly get a council house with all mod cons. Spell: benefitoramus

Ron will forge a new career in commercial voice overs. "buy this or you get turned into a camel" Spell:coinitinerous

Hagrid gets a new job with the council enforcing the smoking ban.
Spell: "putthatfuc5erouterous"


Epilogue:
JK buys the Bahamas with the 150 Billion made from global sales.
 

chris w

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just looked at the back page and harry does not get killed off

so still a chance of an eighth book
 

BARRYBLOKE

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Ah gwan Manus you old cynic [:D][:D]
I know what happened to Snape. He walked in our bedroom wearing stockings a couple of hours ago brrrrrrrr[B)][B)]
 

Benji

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Send him to Iraq, that way at least they get one famous Harry

Harry Potter and the Insurgents Bullet
 

Enigma

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Originally posted by Benji

Send him to Iraq, that way at least they get one famous Harry

Harry Potter and the Insurgents Bullet

PMSL...excellent one Benji[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
 
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