guiness challenge


paste man
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Mar 25, 2009
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."

The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me asking', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"
The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first".

kevin o connor

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Jan 1, 2010
An American tourist hires a car to drive around Ireland. On the 3rd day he gets a flat tyre just outside a small village. He walks on into the village and sees an old man sitting on a wall smoking a pipe. He says to the man " Excuse me sir, do you know if there is an airline in this village ? " The old man looks up and says, "Airline ? We don't even have a bus stop ! "