You won't want waterproofs,I did my sunshine dance this afternoon which comprises stripping off naked and dancing round the garden to the song 'Island in the Sun',I'd only been back in the house ten minutes when two blokes in white coats knocked on the door and wanted me to go with them,I still don't know if it was the wife or my next door neighbour who grassed me up.
You won't want waterproofs,I did my sunshine dance this afternoon which comprises stripping off naked and dancing round the garden to the song 'Island in the Sun',I'd only been back in the house ten minutes when two blokes in white coats knocked on the door and wanted me to go with them,I still don't know if it was the wife or my next door neighbour who grassed me up.
You won't want waterproofs,I did my sunshine dance this afternoon which comprises stripping off naked and dancing round the garden to the song 'Island in the Sun',I'd only been back in the house ten minutes when two blokes in white coats knocked on the door and wanted me to go with them,I still don't know if it was the wife or my next door neighbour who grassed me up.
OMG, that is not a vision anyone should be subject to before bedtime, it’s the stuff of nightmares.
A Yorkshireman with a shrivelled todger no teeth and a bald patch running round the garden naked is definitely a locking up offence.
You would have been proud of me yesterday Neil, I emptied two plastic bags of dead red maggots and made sure I turned the bags inside out so I didn't leave a single one behind.
You would have been proud of me yesterday Neil, I emptied two plastic bags of dead red maggots and made sure I turned the bags inside out so I didn't leave a single one behind.
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