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Fella goes into a bar & asks for a pint, the barman serves him & says
"Thats a penny please"
"A penny?? jesus thats a cheap pint, line me up with another ten"
The barman lines him up another ten & says
"thats eleven pence please"
The chap pays him & then asks
"do you do food here?"
"Yes mate we do the full monty suasage,bacon,eggs,black pudding, tomatoes,beans,mushrooms & a fried slice"
"hm sounds good i'll have one of them"
The barman brings the guy his food & says
"thats ten pence please"
"Bloody hell ten pence?"
He puts a pound on the bar & says
"here do me another & keep the change"
The barman comes back with another meal and starts talking to the guy, the guy then says
"so are you the landlord?"
"Nah mate, the landlords upstairs with my wife"
"Whats he doing upstairs with your wife?"
"He's doing to her what i'm doing to his business" [
]
Alan
"Thats a penny please"
"A penny?? jesus thats a cheap pint, line me up with another ten"
The barman lines him up another ten & says
"thats eleven pence please"
The chap pays him & then asks
"do you do food here?"
"Yes mate we do the full monty suasage,bacon,eggs,black pudding, tomatoes,beans,mushrooms & a fried slice"
"hm sounds good i'll have one of them"
The barman brings the guy his food & says
"thats ten pence please"
"Bloody hell ten pence?"
He puts a pound on the bar & says
"here do me another & keep the change"
The barman comes back with another meal and starts talking to the guy, the guy then says
"so are you the landlord?"
"Nah mate, the landlords upstairs with my wife"
"Whats he doing upstairs with your wife?"
"He's doing to her what i'm doing to his business" [
]Alan
