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Trogg

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Just a few quick uns.

A scouse woman is taling to her friend
"did you know i'm solely responsible for turning my husband into a millionaire?"
her friend replies
"so what was he before he married you then?"
The scouse woman says
" a billionaire" [:D]

Two anti's are walking down the road when one says
"oh how sad... a dead bird"

The other looks up at the sky & says "where??" [:D]

Two welsh bachelors talking when the one says
"i was given a really fancy cook book last xmas but i had to throw it away"

his mate says
"why?.. was it full of fancy cooking or something"

the first one replies
"you said it boyo, all the recipes started the same way, first take a clean plate..." [:D]

What are the four words guaranteed to humiliate any man??
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"hold my handbag darling"





Alan

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There's a monster outside my window..can i have a glass of water?
 
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