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Dave

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I like me hols abroad, it gives us healthy tans
 

baldpaul

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Him, “ My belly’s that hot you could fry bacon on it”
Her, “ Crack on then”
 

gixer 13

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How can you be taller laying down than standing up
 

Fayes Dad

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Her " Do you think I should let some air out of my blowup doll?"
 

mickthestick

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Eee I'd love to get an all over tan but we're only here for 2 weeks love
 

rudd

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Ere Bob, why are there greenpeace save a whale people running this way?
 

DomCrtr1975

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"what's that, why did i marry him? i agree it's not for his body, or that he's loaded, it's because he owns a tackle shop!"
 

SeanB

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Who ate all the pies? I think we have a prime suspect 🤨
 

Wise Owl

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Wonder if Pavarotti’s wife got rid of all his clothes 🤔🤔
 
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