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Wise Owl · Nov 1, 2019

Sally Realises her sex life is over.

Lee Richards · Nov 1, 2019

"god I have a real s**t inside me"

ukzero1 · Nov 1, 2019

I'm stuck here with this little prat and I could be helping Dianne count all of her 4 shoes.

TrickyD · Nov 1, 2019

"If that shrimp calls me Donald one more time, I'll sit on him"

rudd · Nov 1, 2019

If I let it out I may follow through ?

tipitinmick · Nov 1, 2019

Gun or knife ....... Decisions Decisions. ?

Ken the Pacman · Nov 1, 2019

This is definitely NSFW but suits that picture perfectly

mickthestick · Nov 1, 2019

I hope this doesn't mean he'll be hanging around at home all day now

Wise Owl · Nov 1, 2019

What am I gonna do now if the Black Magic man comes ?

AndyL · Nov 1, 2019

Is he the one who ive got too shag to get anything done around here?!!!

Trogg · Nov 1, 2019

"my sex life is ruined....i'll never hear him say Order Order again"

crackatoa · Nov 1, 2019

Get me to the vasectomy clinic with this sample

62tucker · Nov 1, 2019

How am I going to get Paddy in the sack when your hanging around my ankles.
Ps. She’s looking rough.

Wise Owl · Nov 1, 2019

62tucker said:
How am I going to get Paddy in the sack when your hanging around my ankles.
Ps. She’s looking rough.

I would ?

Lee Richards · Nov 1, 2019

Yeah but which one though? ?

breadflake · Nov 1, 2019

Oh God have I got him full time now nurseries finished !

Maesknoll · Nov 1, 2019

Wise Owl said:
I would ?

Got a spare scaffolding plank........

Wise Owl · Nov 1, 2019

Ive had Worse

TrickyD · Nov 1, 2019

Wise Owl said:
Ive had Worse

That's what Sally's thinking.