Lady in bar drinking orange juice when a guy with a dog walked in.
Lady: thats a nice looking dog you have!
Man: Why yes he is great but we been told we have to get rid of him,
Lady: Awwwww may i ask why?
Man: Because wife suffers with these bad marks on her body, the Dr
said it was due to the dog.
Lady: I'm sorry still such a nice dog can it do tricks?
Man: Tricks he can walk on water my dog can,
Lady: What really? I would like to see your dog walk on water,
Man: ok come out side,
Out side the pub was a lake the man picked up a stick chucked it into the lake about 20 feet out. Go fetch Rover.
Dog runs across onto the water sure enough tip toes across to the stick and brings it back with out getting wet.
Lady:WOWWWW How much do you want for him?
Man:He can be yours for 40 if you like?
Lady: Yessssss I want him.
Well at home the lady with a new member to the family, Her husband WHAT THE HECK YOU DOING WITH THAT MUNGREL????
Lady said it's rover he is clever he ca walk on water can you beleive that!
NO WAY Husband shouts.!! She leads her hubby out side accross to the local park stands side of a pool with a stick in hand and throws it as far as she could, Fetch Rover good boy.
Sure enough dog runs tip toe across pool and brings back stick.
Husband Shouts TOLD YOU HE WAS MUNGREL DID'NT I THE MUNGREL CANNOT EVEN SWIM!!!
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
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Lady: thats a nice looking dog you have!
Man: Why yes he is great but we been told we have to get rid of him,
Lady: Awwwww may i ask why?
Man: Because wife suffers with these bad marks on her body, the Dr
said it was due to the dog.
Lady: I'm sorry still such a nice dog can it do tricks?
Man: Tricks he can walk on water my dog can,
Lady: What really? I would like to see your dog walk on water,
Man: ok come out side,
Out side the pub was a lake the man picked up a stick chucked it into the lake about 20 feet out. Go fetch Rover.
Dog runs across onto the water sure enough tip toes across to the stick and brings it back with out getting wet.
Lady:WOWWWW How much do you want for him?
Man:He can be yours for 40 if you like?
Lady: Yessssss I want him.
Well at home the lady with a new member to the family, Her husband WHAT THE HECK YOU DOING WITH THAT MUNGREL????
Lady said it's rover he is clever he ca walk on water can you beleive that!
NO WAY Husband shouts.!! She leads her hubby out side accross to the local park stands side of a pool with a stick in hand and throws it as far as she could, Fetch Rover good boy.
Sure enough dog runs tip toe across pool and brings back stick.
Husband Shouts TOLD YOU HE WAS MUNGREL DID'NT I THE MUNGREL CANNOT EVEN SWIM!!!
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
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Take me to Barries fishing photos.
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