fishing is better than women !!!

[davidsenior]

Here's one for you all, have this done on a T shirt, I HAVE !! 1. Anything you stick in a fishes face it eats. 2. You wear rubbers on your feet not yer dick. 3. You don't have to eat a fish while it is still flopping around. 4.If you want a bigger pole then you get a bigger pole. 5.The fish don't get jealuos when you stroke your rod. 6. A fish never chokes, gags or comes up for air. 7. A smart fish knows when to keep it's mouth shut. 8. A big juicy worm always gets the fish excited. 9. No one gets micked off when you throw back an Ugly fish. 10. A Tuna doesn't cry when you call it a snapper. WORK IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO FISH......!!

catch you later, tight lines, dave....

 

[Roppa]

This is all from a bloke whose nearest and dearest say's "yes darling, two weeks in Ireland fishing sounds much better than a fortnight in Spain my love".

just 24 more sleeps Dave.