Film One Liners

Neil ofthe nene

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Watching a couple of films recently, old ones admittedly, I was amused by two "one liners".

"My father killed a man just before I was born"

And two lines but
Lady shopper - "How much is that belt in the window marked 2.95?"
Shop assistant - "2.95"
Lady tuts disappointedly and walks off

Others must have their favourites.
 

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The truth,you can't handle the truth.

I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years.

Charlie don't surf
 

ukzero1

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Blazing Saddles. Reverend Johnson: Oh Lord! Do we have the strength to pull off this mighty task in one night...or are we just jerking off ...
 

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North By Northwest -"That's funny. That planes dusting crops where there ain't no crops."

Well those I ain't hitting at I ain't aiming at. (Rooster Cogburn)
 

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"Theres no way.... now way... that you could'a come from maah loins... when ah git home ah'm gonna punch yo momma inna mouth"
 

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From Terminator 2 ( I know it's 4 lines, but it's the last line, and needs the first 3 to work)
John Connor: " We've got company."

Miles Dyson: " Police?"

Sarah Connor: " How many?"

John Connor: "Uh, all of them, I think."
 

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^^ I need you clothes, boots and motorcycle.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. (Blade Runner)

That's life. Whichever way you turn, Fate sticks out a foot to trip you. (Detour)
 

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“we’ve come on holiday by mistake “

“Don’t threaten me with a dead fish”

“perfumed ponce”

All from Withnail and I
 

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“Discovered by the Germans in 1904 they named it San Diego, which of course in German means “ a whale’s vagina” “

Anchorman
 

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"Talk to it Doolittle. Teach it Phenomenology."

- The late Commander Powell, woken from Deep Cryo-stasis, in the film Dark Star.
 
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